- Chris Morris on the tele all evening!
- politics and football
- Worst TV Programme
- games anyone
- Weird Question
- Lyrics Quiz (again!)
- The Osama thread
- Anzac Day 2003 Independent Anzac Network
- Has Edna done away with Rudolph??
- Funny Jokes
- Is The Bill Getting Too Camp?
- What's Your Cause of Road Rage?
- forking bender Uri Geller
- famous people become footballers
- bands you think you like until you hear them
- bands you are sure you dont like until you hear them
- See what you would look like as a South Park Character
- fhm high street honeys
- eastenders, most liked and disliked character
- Au Revoir (For Now)