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Jimbee
21st February 2003, 17:55
It may interest some of you to learn that the mild mannered midfielder with ecru boots has another side to him.

He was last Friday seen on a train heading to Blackpool and during said journey took a phone call from his 'big boss' at work. Now, as he was travelling with a number of other Bees fans who were enjoying a game of cards, eating various cheese and drinking fine wines, you can imagine the response he got when he asked them to be quiet whilst he took the call.

There were a few choice words delivered which his 'big boss' heard clearly so at the end of the call, in an amazing display of utter petulance, Condorman responded by chucking all his cards in the air, stamping on the Wensleydale Blue, crossing his arms and refusing to talk to anyone for the rest of the journey. Not the man you all know, I'm sure.

He also invoices work colleagues £1 for phoning him on his day off and makes such good business out of this scam that he is now VAT registered!

He also sucks his thumb when he's asleep.

Leicester Bee
24th February 2003, 10:43
Poor old Condorkid! You treat him so well!!!!!:wave:

Jimbee
24th February 2003, 12:21
I'll leave the story about cranberry based vodka alcopops till another day.

condorman
24th February 2003, 14:59
i really embarassed myself on saturday nights. whilst hilariously dancing around the hobgoblin in twickenham "doing the mortgage" (pretending i was going to drop the bottle in my hand) i then really DID drop the bottle in my hand (cranberry alcopop) all over a birds back

she was not happy.

mind you, lulu was asleep standing up in the gents toilets at the time so it could have been worse