Phoenixkeeper
23rd July 2003, 12:16
Following on from the thread about favourite opponent, hwo about the ones who wound you up the most. My brother and i listed our choices a few months back!!
1. MARCO GABBIADINI
Worth putting in capitals because he is such a tosspot. Little maggot of a player. Despised by most fans throughout the league for his diving, overacting and niggling. An arrogant cretin, and while not condoning foul play, I think we would all cheer if he got dumped in the stands early on in a game by a centre back. And he seems to score when it really matters against us. The song "Number number number nine number nine number nine, ohh **** **** **** **** **** **** ****" was written especially for him and he should have run out to it each game!
2. Don Goodman
Thought he was a great player, but was in fact still trying to evolve! Had more hair than is humanly sensible and seemed to carry an extra player under his shirt! Always moaning about something and complaining.
3. Eric Nixon
Very good goalkeeper in a good Tranmere side, but was an arrogant tosser. Loved to time waste in front of opposing fans and strut around. Still, how many international caps did he win hey?
4. John Uzzell.
Am not forgiving Gary Blissett for what he did, but to try and sue for huge amounts of money was just silly. He was a mid 30's footballer who had played his entire career in the bottom two divisions, and would probably have retired at the end of the season anyway!
5. David Felgate
Silly perm and dramatic over acting. Seemed to get injured almost every time he saved a shot! And would do that stupid looking behind him thing every time he had the ball in his hands.
6. Jim Stannard
Big fat lardy keeper who would not look out of place on a Sunday morning. But no matter how much abuse we hurled at him he always seemed to have good games against us. Well except for the 4-0.
7. Justin Fashanu
Big girls blouse in every sense of the word. Made a big point of trying to look tough but fell over regularly. Came out of the closet and claimed there were lots of gay footballs, and he was proud to be one. Yet found it necessary top play games with cotton wool in his ears!!! Perhaps hanging himself was a good career move!
8. Richard Langley
At QPR last year, the one with the stupid Craig David type hairstyle. Really though he was the mutts nuts and seemed insulted playing at this level. Didn't like Rowland's having a pop at him, in fact didn't like anyone tackling him. Ponce!
9. Mansfield Goalie
Despite getting a warm reception from Bees fans at Field Mill, ignored it completely the ignorant ****. Paid the penalty conceding two goals in front of us!!!!
10. Neil McNab
In that Tranmere team was this little git. Always played with a frown and a snarl. More often that not late in the tackle and would always be ready with the sneaky kick and snidey little trip. Often stated rucks on the field with a late tackle or snipe and would then move away like a coward.
1. MARCO GABBIADINI
Worth putting in capitals because he is such a tosspot. Little maggot of a player. Despised by most fans throughout the league for his diving, overacting and niggling. An arrogant cretin, and while not condoning foul play, I think we would all cheer if he got dumped in the stands early on in a game by a centre back. And he seems to score when it really matters against us. The song "Number number number nine number nine number nine, ohh **** **** **** **** **** **** ****" was written especially for him and he should have run out to it each game!
2. Don Goodman
Thought he was a great player, but was in fact still trying to evolve! Had more hair than is humanly sensible and seemed to carry an extra player under his shirt! Always moaning about something and complaining.
3. Eric Nixon
Very good goalkeeper in a good Tranmere side, but was an arrogant tosser. Loved to time waste in front of opposing fans and strut around. Still, how many international caps did he win hey?
4. John Uzzell.
Am not forgiving Gary Blissett for what he did, but to try and sue for huge amounts of money was just silly. He was a mid 30's footballer who had played his entire career in the bottom two divisions, and would probably have retired at the end of the season anyway!
5. David Felgate
Silly perm and dramatic over acting. Seemed to get injured almost every time he saved a shot! And would do that stupid looking behind him thing every time he had the ball in his hands.
6. Jim Stannard
Big fat lardy keeper who would not look out of place on a Sunday morning. But no matter how much abuse we hurled at him he always seemed to have good games against us. Well except for the 4-0.
7. Justin Fashanu
Big girls blouse in every sense of the word. Made a big point of trying to look tough but fell over regularly. Came out of the closet and claimed there were lots of gay footballs, and he was proud to be one. Yet found it necessary top play games with cotton wool in his ears!!! Perhaps hanging himself was a good career move!
8. Richard Langley
At QPR last year, the one with the stupid Craig David type hairstyle. Really though he was the mutts nuts and seemed insulted playing at this level. Didn't like Rowland's having a pop at him, in fact didn't like anyone tackling him. Ponce!
9. Mansfield Goalie
Despite getting a warm reception from Bees fans at Field Mill, ignored it completely the ignorant ****. Paid the penalty conceding two goals in front of us!!!!
10. Neil McNab
In that Tranmere team was this little git. Always played with a frown and a snarl. More often that not late in the tackle and would always be ready with the sneaky kick and snidey little trip. Often stated rucks on the field with a late tackle or snipe and would then move away like a coward.