Fund Raising Idea

[Banana]

an event that consists of:

1) an Electric Chair
2( Martin Rowlands

I'm sure it would be a crowd pleaser

[Snappy]

I'll second that.

Would pay very good money to witness that spectacle.

Maybe a little too sparing though. Suggestions welcome for any death sentence more painful.

[Banana]

I didn't mention death!!!!!

just a slight burn.

[Boston Bee]

As long as he was holding Bircham's hand at the time.
:mad:

[Snappy]

Oh go on. Please.

[chippendale]

The electric chair is to quick for the c***t, how about the rack. Then his arms and legs could be could be pulled out of his body slowly.

[Banana]

What about dyeing his hair various colours until he gets poisoned by the nasty chemicals in it?

[Snappy]

Kneecapping followed by being eaten to death by slow-chewing mutant gerbils?

[JBN]

You can't kneecap the ****, he is too used to hobbling around like a cripple and so it will be a day off for him:D

Electric chair set at medium to well done will do fine, alternativly a public stoning in the forecourt of Breamer Road.

Various sizes of rocks will be made available from Smiffy Super Bees, Bees United Rock Stall. All rocks tatefully monogrammed with BU logo, all funds going to BU, less disinfectant for cleaning the forecourt after the event.

We will have the overdraft paid by Feb 15th.

[Staines Bee]

Hang him from one of the floodlight pylons until he rots and rigor mortis sets in, then place the remnants in a large jar and immerse in a liberal quantity of formaldehyde.

The preserved pickle jar should then be placed as a trophy in Stripes Bar!

Sorted!

[swr22]

head on a spike...