Going down! Going down! Going down!........(Prices that is!)lol

[smiffy superbee]

Frank: " 'Ere Smiffy, you know the Club has reduced the replica shirts from £39.99 to only £15!"
Smiffy: "Yeah?"
Frank: And you also know that the Club has reduced the admittance for the Stockie game to only £5!"
Smiffy: "Yeah?"
Frank: "Well?"
Smiffy: "Well, what?"
Frank: "The famous Badges son...... the Badges?"
Smiffy: "OK Frank, as I've just received yet another 300, I might be able to shave a bit off!"
Frank: "What's the deal then son?"
Smiffy: "If you can GUARANTEE me that every Bees fan that doesn't wear a replica shirt will be wearing a Badge (and I've only got 300!)...........then I'll reduce 'em!"
Frank: "Ah yes!, but REDUCED by how much?"
Smiffy: "How does 33% grab you?"
Frank: "Knockout, Smiffy!.......you've got a deal!"

"OK you lot,..... if I see ANYONE not wearing a replica shirt or Badge on Saturday, I'll go right up to 'em and say:-
'supposed Bees fan........NNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!
I know where you live!!! "
Smiffy: "OK Frank.......then they're reduced from £2-99 to only £1-99!!!"
Frank: OK you lot, stick your names down below and let's buy ol' Smiffy out!..........'cos at that price EVERYONE can afford one!":wave:

(seek Smiffy out on Sat:- outside Griffin pub (1-30 on) or later Brook Rd entrance...........but only whilst stocks remain!!!lol)

[Banana]

Smiffy: "How does HALF PRICE grab you"
Frank: "Knock Smiffy!.......you've got a deal!"
Smiffy: "OK Frank.......then they're reduced from £2-99 to only £1-99!!!"
Frank: "eh?"

[smiffy superbee]

Originally posted by Banana
Smiffy: "How does HALF PRICE grab you"

Bl**dy P.A.!.........OK, she meant to say 33% OFF alright?lol
So its £1-99 then and everyone should get one!
See y'all Sat. folks!!!:wave:!

[JTofBFC]

Make it 301 Smiffy.

You can have mine back.:eek:

[Top Cat]

Harsh Mr JTofBFC

You'll have to find another avatar as well......:(

[nocoat]

Originally posted by Banana
Smiffy: "How does HALF PRICE grab you"
Frank: "Knock Smiffy!.......you've got a deal!"
Smiffy: "OK Frank.......then they're reduced from £2-99 to only £1-99!!!"
Frank: "eh?"

lol

I will come and find you SSB and get one off you. :)

[Luton Bee]

Can I come and find you and get some of whatever you are on please SSB?

[smiffy superbee]

Originally posted by nocoat
lol I will come and find you SSB and get one off you. :)
Thanx nocoat!..........now how much did my P.A. say they were?lol
Oh yeah!...........only £1-99!!!
(1 down....299 to go!):wave:
(GP.... a sea of replica shirts and badges v Stockie!)
Come 'n get 'em!

[BFC T.O.M]

Originally posted by smiffy superbee

(GP.... a sea of replica shirts and badges v Stockie!)
Come 'n get 'em!


Do you get anythink for wearing both rofl rofl rofl

[smiffy superbee]

Originally posted by David Enstone
Do you get anythink for wearing both rofl rofl rofl
Why!................have you got both?rofl
(But if you happen to have, then fair play......Top Fan!!!):wave:

[smiffy superbee]

Despite our on-field difficulties, it is pleasing to see that our knowledgeable and understanding supporters are still trying to broaden out our fanbase!
Thanx to everyone on GPG that's now bought one!
SIXTY-FIVE badges sold on Saturday!!!:wave:

[smiffy superbee]

Because of the blustery conditions against R & D, I was only able to set up 'Smiffy's Stall' under D Block for a short while, however, pleased to report that another THIRTY Bees fans will now be wearing the famous Badge! :wave:

[smiffy superbee]

Despite my chronically sore throat and my inability to 'bark' I am pleased to report that loads more fans are getting the message and are at last getting behind BU!:wave:
So, after Colchester, 47 additional fans will be 'flying the flag!'
1 LKF's large
5 LKF's small
8 Car Stickers
and THIRTY-THREE badges! :wave:
Thanx to all!
(and now let's get ALL Bees fans joining BEES UNITED........'cos there 'aint no alternative!)

[nocoat]

I still can't open the clip on my badge :sad: :mad: :nono: :cry: :(

[The H]

i can't unclip mine.... it's stuck on my coat

[West Ealing Bee]

Originally posted by The H
i can't unclip mine.... it's stuck on my coat

Mine too.

I got it on, it may never come off.

[The H]

looks like we're BU 4 life :D

[West Ealing Bee]

Originally posted by The H
looks like we're BU 4 life :D

It also means I need to buy a new one when I get a new coat.

[nocoat]

care to comment smiffy? :suspect:

[smiffy superbee]

Originally posted by nocoat
care to comment smiffy? :suspect:
For all those with more than one coat it would seem that the obvious answer is to have a badge on EACH coat..........except of course for those poor unfortunates that don't possess a coat!!!lol
(and there is no truth in the rumour that they were specially designed so as not to be removable once attached!!!lol)
Anyway folks, on a serious note, many thanks to those purchasing in ever greater numbers, even I feel, we (with your invaluable help) might be getting our message across to the silent majority at last!

So we all need at least 3 or 4....... eh NC?:wave: