Offer of potential income for Bees United

[alikat]

Following the thread that Nigel started on M. Sonko, I've just come up with the following thought:

I am a freelance translator from French and Spanish into English and would be happy to contibute to BU £10 for every 1,000 words that I translate in respect of texts sent to me by or via Bees fans.

I know that this will be of little use to the vast majority of you, but it may just interest one or two of you and get some valuable income for Bees United. For example, if any of you work for comapnies that need translation services, then I would be pleased to give my rates, c.v. and any other relevant information that may be required for you to recommend my services.

If anyone is interested in using my services and thereby helping to contribute money to a very worthwhile cause, please send me a PM.

[Banana]

You can start be translating this thread:

http://www.griffinpark.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=26819

:D

[alikat]

Originally posted by Banana
You can start be translating this thread:

http://www.griffinpark.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=26819

:D

Tres drole, mon petit chou. Vous ne understand pas le franglais? Vous must buyer les books.

Au revoir, mon fruit!

[Banana]

Mon francais est tres mauvais. J'ai une story environ le mot "flute" et une boulangerie quand j'etait habite en France cette je vous tellai un jour.

[Chiswick bee]

j'habite a chiswick
c'est un grand ville sur la thaimes

dans la weekend:

je joue au football dans la parc avec mes amis
j'ecoute des disques
j'regarder la radio

Cuisine

Bonjour monsieur
je'voudrais un table pour deux sil vous plait?

je bois du the


etc etc

e'ecole francais!

[Sultan]

Un stilo sur la table. Oui.

[Jezybee]

la sange est dans la branche.

[South Wales Bee]

Originally posted by Banana
Mon francais est tres mauvais. J'ai une story environ le mot "flute" et une boulangerie quand j'etait habite en France cette je vous tellai un jour.

Je dirais que ca devrait etre: "ma francais est tres mauvaise. Jai une histoire du mot "flute" et une boulangerie quand j'ai habité en France. Je vous dirai la un jour.

P.S. I have a French oral exam tomorrow, coincidentally...

[Banana]

well i'm surprised i spelt "boulangerie" correctly!

oh and happy birthday!

[South Wales Bee]

Cheers, Banana :wave:

[Nigel Brooks]

Originally posted by Jezybee
la sange est dans la branche.

Non

Repetez, dans le style de M.Izzard

Le chat est près de la chaise

La souris est sous la table

Le singe est sur la branche

[alikat]

OK guys - very funny. If all that my posting is going to generate is witty comments, then I'm sorry that I wasted everyone's time. It was, believe it or not, a serious posting to try and generate some extra revenue for BU.

I didn't expect to be inundated with massive amounts of extra work, but it was an honest attempt to try to make a useful, if not startling, contribution to BU's finances. I still hope that some money may come through in this way, but I'm not holding my breath.

[Nigel Brooks]

No offence intended.

Suggest that you PM Egham Bee who can promote your service on his allyoucouldwant.co.uk site.

Also there was talk of a directory of 'BeetoBee' services but I'm damned if I can find the thread. I believe that it was a BIAS/BU initiative so an e-mail/PM to Stedders or Matt Dolman could be useful.

Cheers

[alikat]

Originally posted by Nigel Brooks
No offence intended.

Suggest that you PM Egham Bee who can promote your service on his allyoucouldwant.co.uk site.

Also there was talk of a directory of 'BeetoBee' services but I'm damned if I can find the thread. I believe that it was a BIAS/BU initiative so an e-mail/PM to Stedders or Matt Dolman could be useful.

Cheers

Thanks for your suggestions, Nigel. Most appreciated.

[Gibbee]

Mange tout mon ami.

rofl

[Gibbee]

And what's in duck a l' orange? :theorange

[brian bee]

I'm just incredibly impressed that we can actually (just about) keep a thread going in french. Bet qpr fans couldn't do that!

[Nigel Brooks]

C'est peu probable que les supporters de le 'pooper scoopers' pourrait garder un fil va dans l'anglais sans parler de français.

Le paquet de tossers!

[ineedtherapbee]

parlais vous giberissh???