Referee Watch 2026/27
I used to do the opening County Cup game for the local Step 5 club to me, it was almost a tradition having done it for four seasons but this year I wasn't given it as the CFA thought I'd be 'too bigtime' for it now I'm higher up the ladder (shame really... I'd have done it!)I’d have gone with the Denis Law chat to a ref
“If I called you Cnut I’d be sent off”
Ref “yes”
“If I just thought you were Cnut you couldn’t send me off?”
Ref “correct”
“Well I think your a Cnut” and ran off
I said to skips in the tunnel: "Lads if you're talking to me like this, say what you want, call me what you want - call me a cnut if you want I'm only going to agree with you" and it got a usual chuckle.
Anyway, corner in the second half. While we wait for the ball to come back as it had gone miles (no multi-ball) a player wanders up to me
"Is it true we can call you a cnut?"
'If it's in my ear and the whole ground doesn't hear it then sure'
"Oh nice"
<wanders off.. corner gets taken.. counter attack>
In my ear through the whole counter attack I hear cnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttt being growled at me. Goes out for a corner at the other end. I look at the player with a big smile on my face laughing away, and he's got his tongue out also laughing having opted to chase me saying that rather than actually try to defend a lost cause.
Class.
