I’d like to see Pep arrested and charged with fraud, the Etihad reverted all the way back to the city of Manchester stadium including the running track, Mark Hughes forced back into management and assisted by psycho, Haaland loaned out to every football league team one game at a time, so everyone can share.
They can also only be sponsored by Thomas Cook Airlines and only they can provide sponsorship money, despite being defunct since 2019…. It’s them or no one.
Stephen Ireland comes out of immediate retirement and straight into the starting 11 in whichever league they’re now in, which is decided by pulling a name out of the hat, there’s roughly about 20 levels to English football so could be any of them, including the premier league still but as much chance as the Dr Martens junior division 4 Northern bastard conference league…
They’re now only allowed to play covers of Oasis songs over the Tannoy at the city of Manchester stadium, not the real thing and Noel and Liam are banned from the ground. Social media is to only be ran from legacy apps such as MySpace and podcasts, new signing announcements will be available on Limewire only.
Finally, the new owners can only be from the area of origin of the original Manchester City. So no more foreign investment, only the good people of Moss Side in Manchester are allowed to buy the club, and they will only be allowed to use the old Maine Road site for training… which I believe is now covered in housing.
Anything less is soft