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The "We Are Certain To Be Relegated" Thread 2026/27

As promised on the Hull match thread. Starting the 2026/27 thread for those who have lost control of their urethral sphincter after 8 games.

There are several others, but hope you can enjoy your discussions on Tenna Man deals #thriftcorner and how best to wash rubber bedsheets.
What is this obsession of getting into Europe next season, surely our main objective is to preserve our Premier League status next season.
Yes our first aim should be 38 to 40 points then see where we are.
 

The "We Are Certain To Be Relegated" Thread 2026/27

Slightly alternative angle , who are the teams in the conversation to be relegated this season? It looks like an interesting relegation battle this time round with all 3 promoted sides picking up some results and to varying degrees making decent starts.
The unknown factor is obviously Man C and a possible points deduction which could totally change things depending on timing , surely for fairness it has to be done this season but we shall see.
I still have Hull and Coventry as most vulnerable, Hull as they showed yesterday are organised aggressive and work their socks off and that will be enough to make sure they keep picking up points at home but they lack quality across the pitch especially in front of goal and if we hadn’t gifted them one yesterday we win that 1-0 . They will be brave battlers but will go down. Coventry are more exciting going forward but are too open and defensively poor , they’ll pick up some wins at home but it won’t be enough.
Crystal Palace look to be in big trouble Europe is hurting them and the new manager is struggling to get a tune out of a squad that is a lot weaker than the last couple of seasons , they may improve but definitely a candidate.
Sunderland bottom at the moment , again Europe a distraction and injuries are hurting them , more confident they will improve and pull away over time , they looked so good for 45 mins against us it’s hard to see them staying bottom but it may be a slow recovery.
Forest have too much quality and will surely pull clear , fat Greek guy may pull the trigger again but even that’s worked for them before .
Watched Fulham a couple of times on TV and they’ve looked good until it gets to converting chances and they’ve looked a bit lightweight but two ground out 1-0 wins maybe shows the manager compromising on his ideals much as I’d love to see them go down I think they will be just about OK .
If the season had 5 more games to go I’d tip Man Utd , shambolic doesn’t even begin to tell the story and think they will have a Spurs 25/26 type season Carrick is gone surely and turmoil will continue but they’ll escape , fun to watch though.
All in all a season where no one does a Wolves or Luton , a very tight table with lots of teams dropping into and coming out of the bottom places currently 5pts between 6th and 19th so it will be fun to watch .
As for us ? sticking to my pre season spread of 6th to 9th .
 

The "We Are Certain To Be Relegated" Thread 2026/27

Nobody that I've seen has said we are getting relegated 🤔 If people are saying we should look at getting 40 points first then fair enough but that is not even close to proclaiming relegation as a certainty.

Weird thread IMHO
 

The "We Are Certain To Be Relegated" Thread 2026/27

Reminder - no team who was in the top 6 after 5 games has ever been relegated from the Premier League.

Also in 69% of cases, where a team is after 5 games - they only move by up to 4 places
 

The "We Are Certain To Be Relegated" Thread 2026/27

Reminder - no team who was in the top 6 after 5 games has ever been relegated from the Premier League.

Also in 69% of cases, where a team is after 5 games - they only move by up to 4 places
As far as I'm aware only one side scoring 11 points from the first 10 has ever been relegated from the EPL Hopefully we'll be on at least 15 points after ten games and still in the top six, and baring any disaster we'll be OK if not in Europe.,
 

The "We Are Certain To Be Relegated" Thread 2026/27

Reminder - no team who was in the top 6 after 5 games has ever been relegated from the Premier League.

Also in 69% of cases, where a team is after 5 games - they only move by up to 4 places
There is a first time for everything you know 🤣
 

The "We Are Certain To Be Relegated" Thread 2026/27

Well it is now 8 games so I'd assume the odds are even slimmer
Lets just hit 35 points and then i can take the rubber sheets off.
I hate football at times.
We are 4 points off the bottom 4 4 FICKING POINTS and you are all so frigging relaxed.

🤣😂🤣😂
 

The "We Are Certain To Be Relegated" Thread 2026/27

We are 4 points off the bottom 4 4 FICKING POINTS and you are all so frigging relaxed.

🤣😂🤣😂
"The bottom 4" a group that only gets mentioned when twisting a point.
We've lost one game out of 8 so far and we're closer to 4th place than the bottom three.

I was expecting some serious doom and gloom if we'd gone on to lose yesterday, we earned a draw but let's do it anyway?
 

The "We Are Certain To Be Relegated" Thread 2026/27

Obligatory mention of Phil Brown's Hull City who started the season very well and then, er, didn't get relegated.

Something something ninety two ninety three.
 

The "We Are Certain To Be Relegated" Thread 2026/27

"The bottom 4" a group that only gets mentioned when twisting a point.
We've lost one game out of 8 so far and we're closer to 4th place than the bottom three.

I was expecting some serious doom and gloom if we'd gone on to lose yesterday, we earned a draw but let's do it anyway?
I am joking of course.
 

The "We Are Certain To Be Relegated" Thread 2026/27

We also have the 4th best goal difference if that counts for anything.
 

The "We Are Certain To Be Relegated" Thread 2026/27

Wasn't Bournemouth bottom 8 days ago?

Now midtable after a win against Sunderland.

Smashing the Famous AC Milan and 3 nil win at OT.

Funny old game
 

The "We Are Certain To Be Relegated" Thread 2026/27

Read something like muff have scored 14 goals at OT in their last 5 games. We've lost every game up there!
 

The "We Are Certain To Be Relegated" Thread 2026/27

Read something like muff have scored 14 goals at OT in their last 5 games. We've lost every game up there!
And Bournemouth havent beaten us since we've been in PL....
As someone else said, funny old game...
 

The "We Are Certain To Be Relegated" Thread 2026/27

Bees unlikely to go down but they do need to start winning or it'll be a slow drift down the table.
 

The "We Are Certain To Be Relegated" Thread 2026/27

Bet 365 have us at 125/1 to be relegated. 4/1 to finish in the top 4 😊
 

The "We Are Certain To Be Relegated" Thread 2026/27

WE ARE DOOOOOOMED.

oh hold on we are one of the best run clubs in the country. Belay that outburst .

Look we might be bad some games but who isn’t? Main thing is we aren’t one of the bin fire clubs . One of them that’s got managerial uncertainty, squad not good enough, etc etc

We will be fine.
 

The "We Are Certain To Be Relegated" Thread 2026/27

So far the league is really competitive. I have seen Sunderland three times (v us, Arsenal and Leeds). They are bottom and yet played really well in all three games. There are no dead ducks yet this year but injuries will bite and this is where our squad depth will pay dividends over many other teams.
 

The "We Are Certain To Be Relegated" Thread 2026/27

As promised on the Hull match thread. Starting the 2026/27 thread for those who have lost control of their urethral sphincter after 8 games.

There are several others, but hope you can enjoy your discussions on Tenna Man deals #thriftcorner and how best to wash rubber bedsheets.
That’s not negative by me I’d add as I suspect we’ll get 40 points with plenty to spare to push on for top 8 finish. I just review matches in batches and never get obsessed either way.
 

The "We Are Certain To Be Relegated" Thread 2026/27

Wonder how people would have coped during the 73/74 season !! Then you would have something to worry about.
I coped well thanks. Div 4 sh*t and I knew it
 

The "We Are Certain To Be Relegated" Thread 2026/27

As far as I'm aware only one side scoring 11 points from the first 10 has ever been relegated from the EPL Hopefully we'll be on at least 15 points after ten games and still in the top six, and baring any disaster we'll be OK if not in Europe.,
No it’s one promoted sides scoring 10 points from first 8 once. Per MOTD Saturday
 

The "We Are Certain To Be Relegated" Thread 2026/27

Good to win the 6 pointers and get some breathing space
 
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