Half Time at the Gtech

[FarnhamBee]

Band of the Coldstream Guards playing rousing marches whilst marching across the pitch in perfect synchronization - worked at the old Wembley Stadium FA Cup finals - and that wasn't even a hybrid pitch!

 

[PhilE]

Think the assistant referees should have a race down their respective touchlines. I'm sure someone could open a book on the result based on their performance in the first half. Not only would this help give them something to look forward to but it would also allow both sides of the ground to be close to the entertainment while not impacting the main pitch.

For novelty value they could throw in an assault course or even involve the fans by having them throw wet sponges. Winner gets a free sausage roll.

 

[LongLostBee]

Then I would do a penalty shoot out against the B team keeper.

I was thinking that. Score and win £100.
Double the prize if scoring with a Rabona and treble it for a Panenka (should bring plenty of moments to laugh or jeer at).

 

[Lionel Bart-At]

Double the prize if scoring with a Rabona and treble it for a Panenka (should bring plenty of moments to laugh or jeer at).

Anyone attempting either of these should be deemed a primadonna and disqualified immediately.

 

[Chomp]

Something like this for me please, Clive:

Mexican football team Monterrey set the standard with HILARIOUS half-time entertainment!

Mexican side Monterrey seem to have set the high standard for half-time entertainment by putting this fan through a hilarious exhibition.

www.skysports.com

 

[Lionel Bart-At]

Something like this for me please, Clive:

Mexican football team Monterrey set the standard with HILARIOUS half-time entertainment!

Mexican side Monterrey seem to have set the high standard for half-time entertainment by putting this fan through a hilarious exhibition.

www.skysports.com

Yeah, I think H & S should be fine with that.

 

[LongLostBee]

Anyone attempting either of these should be deemed a primadonna and disqualified immediately.

Nah. Think of the glory of watching someone kick their own leg. Or dollying it to the keeper and being mercilessly chanted at for being a spanner