FarnhamBee

Apparently fans wearing the new Newcastle shirt have found an extra bottle of Newcastle Brown added to their bill at the checkout at Tesco

Band of the Coldstream Guards playing rousing marches whilst marching across the pitch in perfect synchronization - worked at the old Wembley Stadium FA Cup finals - and that wasn't even a hybrid pitch!

He'll get the opportunity to learn a new language too, so that's bonus for him 😉

They didn't even score during the game, their goal was an own goal!

Black balaclava attempting a new dance routine and chant combo?

Champagne: Djed Spence refusing to shake Partey's hand. Flat beer: Declan Rice love in with Partey after that game - he's a f***ing rapist you tw*t!

I'm going for about 10 minutes 😉

Pretty obvious now that under orange fart baby the USA can now be included in "much of the rest of the world".