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Chuba Akpom (Ipswich Town)

Chuba Akpom (Ipswich Town)

That clown held up a Brentford shirt whilst sulking after signing for us.

If Brentford signs me I’ll be holding up a Brentford shirt with a big grin on my face.

For that reason, I’m out when it comes to this failed bloke named after those weird-flavoured foreign lollies you’d get on holiday in Majorca.

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Chuba Akpom (Ipswich Town)

Lens of France have apparently pulled out of a deal to sign the Championship hot shot, leaving Ajax as the main contenders.
Sheffield United interested but I don't think they have the funds.... (14m Euros ?)
 

Chuba Akpom (Ipswich Town)

Moved from Middlesbrough to Ajax per BBC website. Never did anything for us though.
 

Chuba Akpom (Ipswich Town)

Fair enough !
 

Chuba Akpom (Ipswich Town)

Now loaned to high flying Champions League side Lille...

Still only 29....
 

Chuba Akpom (Ipswich Town)

29 now! 3 goals in 14 games at Lille, apparently
 

Chuba Akpom (Ipswich Town)

cd1994 said:
what happened with the ironing board?!
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We put him in a flat, showed him around and where the ironing board was and he asked "Sorry, what is an ironing board"

Then he grabbed, ran out of the flat and went to Newquay shouting "Surf's up".

Some of the above has been fabricated by the way.
 

Chuba Akpom (Ipswich Town)

Banana said:
We put him in a flat, showed him around and where the ironing board was and he asked "Sorry, what is an ironing board"

Then he grabbed, ran out of the flat and went to Newquay shouting "Surf's up".

Some of the above has been fabricated by the way.
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Did he run all the way to Newquay? Didn't look like he could be arsed to move at all for us.
 

Chuba Akpom (Ipswich Town)

bexleybee said:
Arguably this guy occupies way more Bees folklore than he should ?
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I seen him at Walsall play for us. Billy the Bee was trying to start up a chant in his name. The. Some young BYE asked if I had asthma and others in the area around me no was the response and he then proceeded to let of smoke bombs and other sh*t all around us.

anyway I always associate chuka with smoke bombs and and sh*te experience
 

Chuba Akpom (Ipswich Town)

Untouchable said:
2 goals this season and now the wrong side of 30. He might manage 5 or 6…shots in the PL next season.
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Weirdly his wiki page seems to have been edited to increase his career goal tally by about 25.
 

Chuba Akpom (Ipswich Town)

This miserable gimp will be stinking up the Prem next season 😂
 

Chuba Akpom (Ipswich Town)

Les Beeavinu said:
Seems like an obligation to buy similar to FTT.
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Exactly this. I don't think they would have been considering a permanent signing, otherwise.

29 appearances for Ipswich this season but mostly short appearances off the bench. Only completed 90 mins once, and that in a 3-0 defeat. 2 goals and 1 assist.
I don't like comparing appearances to goals and branding someone a flop (Maupay at Everton) but this guy's poor track record extends for most of his career (unlike Maupay).

brentford born & bred said:
You are having a laugh. Take it you were not watching Brentford when he was on loan to us from the Arse? He has had one decent season in the championship after many years of being paid far too much for doing very little.
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Three years on from this post, he hasn't looked like adding to his one decent season.
 

Chuba Akpom (Ipswich Town)

Jay Bee said:
Exactly this. I don't think they would have been considering a permanent signing, otherwise.

29 appearances for Ipswich this season but mostly short appearances off the bench. Only completed 90 mins once, and that in a 3-0 defeat. 2 goals and 1 assist.
I don't like comparing appearances to goals and branding someone a flop (Maupay at Everton) but this guy's poor track record extends for most of his career (unlike Maupay).


Three years on from this post, he hasn't looked like adding to his one decent season.
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I think recently I have become a little more laid back about other posters opinions than 3 years ago 😂. But still don't rate Mr. Akpom and checking back can't believe a poster compared him to JDS or sorry @badgerbee JS 😊
 

Chuba Akpom (Ipswich Town)

brentford born & bred said:
I think recently I have become a little more laid back about other posters opinions than 3 years ago 😂. But still don't rate Mr. Akpom and checking back can't believe a poster compared him to JDS or sorry @badgerbee JS 😊
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Nooooooooo!!!
JD!!!!!
FFS!!!!
😆
 

Chuba Akpom (Ipswich Town)

Scores his first ever Premier League goal !
Maybe he'll crack a smile.
 

Chuba Akpom (Ipswich Town)

SmiffyBee said:
Scores his first ever Premier League goal !
Maybe he'll crack a smile.
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Only remember this guy from Walsall away Billy the Bee trying to drum up support for a song for him. But the memory that stays most from that day was a 15/16 years old old asking everyone around us whether they had a breathing issues asthma etc after going up and down the terrace into rows. Determined no one had and breathing difficulties and let off two flares needless to say every had difficulty breathing for about 5 minutes 🙄🙄🙄
 

Chuba Akpom (Ipswich Town)

Hullbee said:
Only remember this guy from Walsall away Billy the Bee trying to drum up support for a song for him. But the memory that stays most from that day was a 15/16 years old old asking everyone around us whether they had a breathing issues asthma etc after going up and down the terrace into rows. Determined no one had and breathing difficulties and let off two flares needless to say every had difficulty breathing for about 5 minutes 🙄🙄🙄
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Wasn't it to the tune of No Limit?!
 
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