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I see he releases a 2000-word statement (which I frankly won't bother reading) to cover himself. Meanwhile on the same day, Messi bows out with reputation intact.

Overheard at the BBC journo's office: "Anyone know who Mikkel Damsgaard plays for?" "Yeah, he plays for one of the over achieving 'B' teams. Take your pick!"

The question the journalist didn't specify. She asked something along the lines of "How long do you think this will roll on for?"

Yeah I was thinking the same. It's very important to cross all the Is and dot the Ts!

Sports lawyer on Radio 5 Live earlier saying that a source told him this could roll on for up to 5 years. That sounds ridiculous.

Like at MK Dons?

My vote when this thread opened was to vote Yes but having been to Twickenham yesterday (chap count -60,000...but that's another thread!) I have changed my mind. People were up and down like jack in the boxes which was annoying and I wasn't even...

Ha! I was at the top of Brook Road with a couple of our ex-school mates!

Villa fans: "How sh*t must you be, we just scored your goal" (probably).

No it's definitely time for Steve McClaren to come out of retirement.

Please can we see Thomas deconstruct Spurs on MOTD tonight...just to rub it in their muggy fan's faces? Thank you. "Oh but we have injured players...boo hoo!"

Actually, I've just seen Levi Colwills interview after the game! Never seen someone so gutted to lose to tinpot Brentford 😂

"West London is ours!" chant - excellent 👌