hairman

What is a wash bag? Just asking for a friend.

Are they doing baptisms now?

I kind of get what you're trying to say.

It's funny isn't it? They collided at quite a pace but both sprung to their feet. I bet if an opponent had breathed on them they would have rolled 10 yards clutching their face.,

I hope the bloke didn't flush the bog, just to add insult to injury.

C'mon Vita. Still time for a last gasp banger.

But when push comes to shove, who really gives a f***?

I wasn't suggesting they all have a go at the same time. Work in shifts with sympathetic pairings matched. Obviously tallest at the front for uphill and vice versa. f*** me it's not difficult to work out, is it?

I noted beer flying through the air. It's a 'no' from me.

He's a f***ing goal machine.

Perhaps you'd like to be carried up to the Stadium of Light in a sedan chair, borne by Matthew Benham, Phil Giles, Keith Andrews and Peter Gilham.

Talk about looking a gift horse in the mouth.

No crybaby in the Portuguese side? What a shame.

This had crossed my mind. I reckon PL clubs might not vote them out.

Imagine living in a world where they are vindicated and then successfully sue everyone else for compensation. No, I can't either.

The PL can't hold a conspiracy theory you moron. You can. The PL can conspire. Learn to speak properly.

Heads should roll.

"Fewer promotion spots" or "one less promotion spot". You can't have it both ways.

This was against Liverpool. The block full of tourists, foodies and Liverpool fans.

Bloody well did the only time I was offered a seat in N121. Never again. Respectfully stayed seated but having to ask plonkers to move who were standing on the aisle with great big pizza boxes blocking my view. Surprised some of the people...

Guilty. Bin them off to the National League. 1:56 reminded me of Basil Fawlty thrashing his car.

We didn't get given many did we? They should be etched into our memories.

It's the same old sh*te isn't it?

Bring back the Brook Road beer cage.

Hansen should have gone for it on his own, the absolute fanny.

He surely has to retire now doesn't he? There's no point in killing yourself just because you like playing football or earning money.

We've won there three times out of five so far. I think we could be on for a fourth this season.

Newcastle fan deplores the influx of American money. Oh, the irony.

Has he been called up to the Ukranian squad but declined?